Archive | May 2016

All the Best Fictional Characters Have Umbrellas

It’s a fact.  Undisputed.  If you’re the best you have an umbrella.

Mycroft Holmes… Stylish Umbrella

Gotham city’s perfidious Penguin…Awesome Umbrella

You know when you’re a Kingsman,  you have a…Badass Umbrella

The Seventh Doctor and Missy….Cool Umbrellas.  The Umbrellas are cool.

Mary Poppins…talking Umbrella.  Wickedly Smashing.

My name is Matthew Konerth, and I also have an umbrella.  Does that mean I’m stylish, awesome, badass, cool, and wickedly smashing?

Of course.  I mean, why not?