It’s a fact. Undisputed. If you’re the best you have an umbrella.
Mycroft Holmes… Stylish Umbrella
Gotham city’s perfidious Penguin…Awesome Umbrella
You know when you’re a Kingsman, you have a…Badass Umbrella
The Seventh Doctor and Missy….Cool Umbrellas. The Umbrellas are cool.
Mary Poppins…talking Umbrella. Wickedly Smashing.
My name is Matthew Konerth, and I also have an umbrella. Does that mean I’m stylish, awesome, badass, cool, and wickedly smashing?
Of course. I mean, why not?