Archive | June 2017

WANTED: WHITE MALE ATTRACTIVE SHIRTLESS LATE TEEN EYE CANDY WHINY HERO

WANTED: A underdog fantasy hero to fulfill the prophecy, wield the magic sword and defeat the dark lord who is terrifying the land.

MUST: Be white.  And male.  And attractive.  And in his late teens.

MUST: Be a farmer.

MUST: Have be ripped and rarely wear shirts.

MUST: Have their parents tragically killed by the dark lord’s minions and seek revenge.

MUST: Whine all the time and not want to save anyone.

MUST: Learn a valuable lesson along the way.

MUST: Fall in love and seduce the damsel.

ALSO WANTED: Better writers who break the stereotypes.