WANTED: WHITE MALE ATTRACTIVE SHIRTLESS LATE TEEN EYE CANDY WHINY HERO
WANTED: A underdog fantasy hero to fulfill the prophecy, wield the magic sword and defeat the dark lord who is terrifying the land.
MUST: Be white. And male. And attractive. And in his late teens.
MUST: Be a farmer.
MUST: Have be ripped and rarely wear shirts.
MUST: Have their parents tragically killed by the dark lord’s minions and seek revenge.
MUST: Whine all the time and not want to save anyone.
MUST: Learn a valuable lesson along the way.
MUST: Fall in love and seduce the damsel.
ALSO WANTED: Better writers who break the stereotypes.